A cleaning lady was applying for a new position. When asked why she
left her last employment, she replied, "Yes, Sir, they paid good
wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played
a game called Bridge, and last night a lot of folks were there. As I
was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say, "Lay down
and let's see what you've got." Another man said, "I've got strength
but no length." Another man says to the lady, "Take your hand off my
trick!" I pretty near dropped dead just then, when the lady answered,
"You jumped me twice when you did not have the strength for one raise"
Another lady was talking about protecting her honor and two other
ladies were talking and one said, "Now it's time for me to play with
your husband and you can play with mine. Well, I just got my hat and
coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didnot say,
"Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber".